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Emma Lawrence seems to be addicted to chocolate. Please help me.na Quarta-Feira - Comentar - Gostar

Lisa Fraser às 20:06 de 4/3

me too...i just ate a big bar of galaxy cookie crumble to myself :-0

Robert Munro às 20:22 de 4/3

oh no you know what that means dont you!!!!!

Andrew Hewitt às 6:25 de 5/3 pelo Facebook no Telemóvel

Chocolate is a substitute for Love or Sex- it contains the same chemical that the Brain releases after sex and promotes the feeling of pleasure and satisfaction- Your current addiction does not look good, as an indicator of your current happiness, but I hope you are ok.

 Mauricio Gouveia às 10:23 de 5/3

Emma, if i were you i would scoff down the chocolate rather than listen to the scientist above.

Andrew Hewitt às 12:46 de 5/3 pelo Facebook no Telemóvel

I'm not a scientist, I an a security officer involved in counter-terrorism, so just happen to know some science, particularly chemistry, and human behavioral science!

Emma Lawrence às 16:38 de 5/3

Now now boys...if the 'scientist' is right then it must be due to the time of the month and the lack of one of the things in the list. There is no lack in love so yes all is ok thanks. As for the advice of 'scoffing down' the chocolate, we all know that means Emma won't lose weight! Lisa, glad I'm not alone! x

Lisa Fraser às 16:46 de 5/3

hahaha, Emma u r wise lol x

Andrew Hewitt às 19:42 de 5/3

I agree, very wise- and diplomatic, nice! lol

 Mauricio Gouveia às 0:48 de 6/3

a faux pass i must admit.
Out numbered two to one and cadbury doesn't even pay me enough to take lessons on how serotonin is produced buy both having sex or munching on some Smarties.
S.A.D. i am ,in not being able to provide you with a better explanation than Mr. Hewitt that has such a vast knowledge.Must be why i am and always been a conscientious objector.That does make me less qualified.
I stand corrected.

Now, why the hell do you want to upset me????

Head, shoulders, knees and toes

Think about it...

Would you buy a cursed book, if you knew him out there ?

Would you look for it?

Would you read it, even though legend said that you would day 24hours after reading it?

WOULD YOU????

there's only one way to find out,,,FIGHTTTTTTTT

Just watching this program about these girls, teenage girls, that are so miserable because of the size of their breasts. One of their friends interviewed said something that got me thinking.

Well don't take me wrongly when i say what i am about to say (to whoever is concerned)but i never though that my cock needed a makeover.I mean, i am not a jumbo sized one and it could do with a bit more girth but all in all i am pretty much satisfied.Even proud of the sucker for going through all that i could throw at him and still in working order, no more glitz.

Still, i can't help and wonder...I mean the girls were all enthused , and their friends too, about the new cycle that just began for them, because they had this perception that they were too small.The fact is that 1/3 of the BRITISH women want to have a boob job.

So it got me thinking...what if that perception is reflect upon men's size?I mean,it would be sad for a girl to have implants and start to date with a ,oh,lets say, 4inches(10cm) man.I am in the average 6 something inches, but after this program, that, somehow, does not seem enough.

What a to do...

Should i leave it or should please the eye?

In a world where beauty is all around us, competitiveness for number one is absolute.

SEEMS LIKE SUPERFICIALITY IS OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE.

waiting

My life seems to be facing the crossroads and i cant seem to take the step forward.

So i just keep on waiting

THE ANTICHRIST

Her swagger worked me out throughout the night.

How is it possible for one to minimize himself in his dreams?Anyway, in this reallity i am awake.

The whole opposite of me, all that i can't stand in a person.Except for the disguised need of being controled.And that turns me on more than anything.Inspite of being the representation of the antiChrist itself.

Love every moment.But know is wrong.WRONG.Oh, so Wrong.

Rockabye baby

Nothing to say about today...

What an uneventual day.

BORINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

ARTEMIS OF BANA-MIGHDALL

..."The nineteenth-century crowd were wrong,on the whole,but we're somehow doing worse than that (we are not even that).We're now living with the uncertainty principle and the incompleteness theorem and philosophers who say that the world has become a simulacrum - a copy without an original.We live in a world where nothing may be real;a world of infinite closed systems and particles that could be doing anything you like(but probably aren't) ."

Well Derrida would have a field day with this particular text as, as well constructed as it is, It itself neglects to reason that the uncertainty of the truth are more than present on Its rhetoric.

Still, as an ever inquisitive mind, i cannot affirm that the author text hasn't marvelled me. 

So i take my hat out at ARTEMIS OF BANA-MIGHDALL,a.k.a. Scarlett Thomas

in vino veritas???

One cannot judge himself.

One can have a pretty good idea of who and what he is,wheter it be a superconcept of himself thinking of himself as God's gift to humanity ot the other end of the spectrum.In humanity, all other categories are filled from one end to the other not by self believe but from what people see One.

To make this speech a little less enigmatic, lets just say that as high or short as you try to sell your image to people, it is ultimately in their heads what will they construct of you.So it is out of your hands the opinion that they hold of you, so it really isn't worth the while you thinking about it.You can only do so much.

Then, there are those that constantly change their mind about you and for those indecisive people there is no way of pleasing them.They only seem please to see you when mind altering substances are around...

So why would you feel comfortable with yourself when that situation arises???

In vino veritas???

Well it depends on which side of the truth you are.

The one telling it or the one hearing it.

It boggles the mind.

Anyway...

...I am not that bad.

INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE

There might be a small possibility that i have finished this treatment and it left me with a scar or two.

Might just be me being being my  usual self, bordering the hypochondriac but i am well far from convinced.Anyway...

HELP ANYONE!!!!!!?????!!!!!

Sluggish Cognitive Tempo (SCT) is an unformalized descriptive term which is used to better identify what appears to be a homogeneous sub-subgroup within the formal subgroup ADHD predominantly inattentive (ADHD-I or ADHD-PI) classification in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, fourth edition. It has been roughly estimated that the SCT population may make up 30-50% of the ADHD-PI population.

In many ways, those who have an SCT profile have the opposite symptoms of those with classic ADHD: Instead of being hyperactive, extroverted, obtrusive, and risk takers, those with SCT are passive, daydreamy, shy, and "HYPO"-active in both a mental and physical way. They also don't have the same risk factors and outcomes. Their demeanor is sluggish, as if "in a fog" and logically they also process information more slowly. A key behavioural characteristic of those with SCT symptoms is that they are more likely to appear to be lacking motivation. They lack energy to deal with mundane tasks and will consequently seek things that are mentally stimulating because of their underaroused state. Those with SCT symptoms show a qualitatively different kind of attention deficit that is more typical of a true information input-output problem, such as memory retrieval and active working memory. Conversely, those with the other two subtypes of ADHD are characteristically excessively energetic and have no difficulty processing information.

SILENCIUM UNIVERSI

Again with a political view...

But this is sheer nonsense...

In my beloved country,Portugal, in the ancient city of Braga, a book fair was organized.

The police decided that 5 books by Catherine Breillat,of her novel Pornocratie, should be apprehended as the cover of the book ( a famous painting by the artist  Gustave Courbet) was pornographic material.

How to explain to men that they are free to chose?

TOLD YOU SHE WAS COMING

IT'S BACK

Happy birthday mAna

22th of February.

Let's eat cake then Sis

TEMPUS FUGIT

In the sanctity of his bath, were he purges his sins and ponders on his life, a man finnaly reaches the understanding of "education, education, education". One can isolate himself for a million of reasons and none stand no sense in the great picture of existence.He can be a genius but for what good are his synaptic connections when the feed-back that he has is just white noise.You rip not only what you sow but also what others planted next to your harvest. And as long as he stands here, anacronically dragging my existence than he'll become immortal in imbecility.And who wants to live forever?
It is not only what he has learned.
It is also how he continues to develop that learning.And development does not equate The Sun newspaper.It does not allow for Hello magazine, it cannot contemplate the notion of chinese whispers.
A part of the living/breathing structured society that we live upon but in no way a small step for men.
In a microcosms it apply's also to the day to day of people that surround such man.
How is he suppose to continue his development if all around him hinders his efforts to improve the notion that he has of himself?
What's the glory that that man can have in being the brightest between the idiots?
It would surely prove that he is the biggest idiot of them all and then he's cicle is completed.The vainglory of such fool became he's ultimate doom.
Education, education, education...
For all is worth, he was taught allot but learned nothing as it turns out.What point is there him being scholar if he cannot apply what he has learned?
Education, education, education...
Maybe that man should really reacess his pryorities as he risks failling on his God sent mission.
And there is no way you mess with God.There is just no way you mess with HIM.
So back to the drawing board.
Education, education, education...

TRICK OF MIND

Hopeless???
Sometimes i think so as i see, or rather foresee ,what will be the outcome of a situation.
I can see all the angles and i can pretty much see the moment when i am going to crash.Still and for some stupid reason i let myself delve into the murkiest waters around.And then, inevitably i drown...
But...will it kill me???You would think...
NO...
Give me some time to recover and i'll be right back here again.
DAMN THESE AFFAIRS AND WHATNOTS .

weaving

X=MC2

Pluralitas non est ponenda sine necessiate
Bull...otherwise all in life is too easy.
AND I DON'T LIKE EASY...

For the blind

MADEIRA ISLAND

REPENT SINNERS

In this tranquil and peaceful day of mine, i cannot help but to make a comment about a situation that bothers the hell out of me.

There is a trail going on in this country that i live on that is a quite disturbing case.

On the 10th of August 2006, the day my Godniece was born, some people, allegedly try to blow up several flights inbound to the United States, from this country.I usually wouldn't comment on this aside from the fact that it really irritates me.

They all plea not guilty which is fair enough, if they are.

But we all know that there is, at least, a hint of "not right" in this.

That, thou, is not what bugs me.What i can't understand is that, even if this is not the case, 99% of the times, they will so plead, regardless of their guilty.

Now, i don't want to pretend that i know the reasons why people do such things.As i well advocate, all is about the experience, the path that you live through life.If you've decided to abruptly end it, that's fine.It is your prerogative.If in that trip you happen to take others with you, that's fine ( not really, but...).If that was your intent all along, fine.

Now what i don't understand is that if in failing to do so how come don't you take the responsibility?I mean, even if you are trialed and found not guilty the chances of you being able to repeat that stunt are close to zero so ,as a matter of fact, what you are portraying in your plea is that of a very coward person that stands to no believes.That person is not even here for the voyage.

THAT PERSON IS MERELY A MISTAKE, A GLITCH IN THE UNIVERSAL SYSTEM.

Suicide bombers indeed...

It's my party and i cry if i want to...

Hazard a guess into the "why?" of this picture...

Can't???

Just count the rings...

Great expectations

Dunno what to say about this day...

Was worth it just for 15 seconds...

But man, was it worth it...

Monkey robbers in Agra

The thing is that they are sacred...

So killing is not an option.

So how do you face this crisis?You can't very well educate them,or can you?

Well maybe they were tough by the british...

30 years down the line, there's the result.

Monkey's robing in India 13 year old kids having childs...How's this any different?

hangover

Shameful?
I don't think so!Why would i really?Granted it's not your average situation and not only it is frown upon it might even be considered as a deplorable act.The fact remains that even thou i know it is wrong i love every second of it and am left wanting for even more, every time.
So blame me, ostracise me, crucify me if you will...
BUT HER'S THE SOFTEST TONGUE I EVER KISSED.

My name begins with an M

zing

Forward is the way to go...
I cannot understand why would i like to regress into a place of dominance and machismo just for the sake of making someone happy.As much as i like that person.
These are my principles and if you don't like them, well...i don't have others.
It would be like playing tic-tac-toe with my own believes.
ALPHA-MALE INDEED BUT NEVER DESPOTIC ENOUGH.
Granted you may like it but i just cannot do it...

Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

I wonder if the same should be used to human beings.
This comes about because of one of the strangest pieces of journalism ever...
The culling of the grey squirrel.It's not so much about the culling of the rodent, charming and cute as it is, but of the action being discussed in of the prime time television programmes in the U.K.What i found it amazing was the fact it even got a mention on it, let along a 15mnt slot in the discussion programme.I'm all for evolution even if it is conditioned by human nature, as it is the case of these squirrels that invaded this country 130 years ago decimating the indigenous red squirrel population.It's great to talk about it, mind you, as i am against that radical solution and it is no more than that; SOLUTION with all that entails.
Should other alternatives be explored?
And in same cases shouldn't we use one example to fit all cases???

TIME'S ON MY SIDE

Patiently awaiting results!
It's like going back to high school and dread the holiday time.
Did i do well, should i have tried a bite more, was there anything that i could do?
At the moment all's on hold, except my life, thou.
I have learned along the years that that is one thing i cannot put on hold.
1ST PEARL OF WISDOM.
Still, i look forward to tomorrow's day.
WHICH SURPRISES ARE THERE FOR ME??

En guard

I find myself having a weakness that is very hard to explain.
I sincerely do not care what most of the people think of me, maybe because my ego is gigantic, maybe because most of them are people that i would never care to relate to.So a very selected few are the ones that really have an impact on me.Regardless of all this i tend to get absolutely irritated when people start talking to me in a condescendent way or even worse than that telling me what another person thinks of me.It's fair enough if the conversation comes up out of the blue but when it's said with the intent of destabilising me it really irritates me.
AND, TRY AS I MAY, I REALLY CANT CONTROL MYSELF!

The monsters of the id

A drink is a drink and it shouldn't be passing my lips.

A friend is a friend and in friendship there's no self.

The will must be strong at all times, even if the body and mind ache for whatever or whoever they must not have.

All things consider, the irracionality of the being surpusses the discipline of the mind.

IT IS UP TO ME NOT TO SURRENDER TO THE DELIGHTS OF THE WANT.

AND CONTINUE TO FIGHT THE MONSTERS OF THE ID.

Covent Garden

Last year...every time i used the word "excited"crap would come down.

Let me just have a pleasant day tomorrow and i'm happy.

FUNNY LUNCH WILL BE WHERE IT WILL.

IT'S IRONY AT ITS BEST

Call of nature

I am dying to talk about something.

I have to restrain myself thou.Implications could be tremendous.

the best thing yet is that every thing right now seems like a strool on a park.

Just love counting the trees

Ja' sabem onde estive

It's cold outside

15h sleeping.

I love it when my body resets

Vava-voum

Carlsberg doesn't do cars...

But if it would...i would probably be the best car in the world...

Nice an cool

Homie

The sweet smell of my pillows  tonight...

                                                             I am in love with them

Gonna go and get me a new friend hopefully

SILLY PEOPLE

I can't stand for it.
People throughout time have been fighting weaklings battles in order to improve life as we know it.People have suffered and will continue to suffer as society, nor the human race, is a just one.All things are indeed connected but also they acquire a life of their own and as it builds up momentum it's easy to hesitate in your steps.
Still nothing, and i mean NOTHING can possibly justify defeatism.Submission.Pick your battles, yes, but never surrender your will and be complacent with injustice.
BACKBONE IS NOT ONLY NECESSARY, IT'S DEMANDATORY.
So if people want to give up, well i would appreciate them pretending not to know me.
ON MY PART I WILL MAKE THAT A RULE

No more lies

In this Great-Britain, the big brother state is getting out of hand.
To much of a watch over not so much of a overcoming difficulties to present a better future.
SOMETHING HAS GOT TO GIVE

Crouch End

Love the sense of community...

Come and ge'hem...

In London...what don't you sell?And in Chinatown London the proof is in the pudding...



Em Londres compra-se tudo.Mas em Chinatown Londres a cavalo dado...tem de se olhar o dente

TAMED

Over before it began.
I have to admit i was well curious about this one.
For the best?????????????????????????????????????

Vipera aspis

Speaking of the devil...
I find myself in a conundrum.If faced with the perspective of vindication would i walk back to a pit full of sneaks.It would do my ego a whole lot of good and my mental health and balance a whole lot of bad.
Which beast do i tame in order to solve this problem?One way or the other soon i will have to decide.
LIFE DOESN'T REALLY PLAY FAIR.

Eternal quid pro quo...

The end justify the means...

We are all incapable of doing Evil, for this only exists in the eyes of others and it's impossible to exist within ourselves.We know we do bad things but is either with no harm intended or it is justified.There are a thousand ways of doing it :either because the victim so deserved, or because evil doesn't exist (it's all relative)or because it's the best for that person.For example, it has been argumented that it's better that the sinner finds death rather than to continue living in error, as the latter mortgages the chances of this person's eternal salvation. If the person dies, he will sin no more.

AND THEY CALL IT INTELLIGENT DESIGN...

CRAZY FUCKS.

Political me

All the hope of the world laying upon the shoulders of one man.

True he does represent a new perspective of though from a country that has the distinct, and yet, not irrealistic, idea that the whole world hates it.So it has come to change and has send a clear message to it's neighbours.

But as all in its existence it's seems to be a prepotent one, one that show us the habitual imaturity of it.

This does not seem to be a president that will do the business.This seems to be a message.

For all it's worth, i think Clinton would have been an inteligent and safe choice.

For my sake and theirs...

Cliche' or not 

All quiet on the western front

Uneventuality really is boring.
On a day like this all got to half measures.And stood there.
Not much on the dentist, just two pieces of new clothing, a couple of presents but nothing to get excited about...Even what is worth getting to that state seems to be move furthest away from me.Now they talk about Obama swearing in...
ON A SLOW DAY LIKE THIS...
EVEN MADGE SITTING DOWN SEEMS TO BE THE NORM!!!

WAX ON WAX OFF

This one goes to one that lives with unicorns and clouds and rainbows and all fluffy things...
SHE JUST FORGOTTEN THE COLGATE...

hungry

How's this for a Sunday then...
It has now been 48 weeks since the 11th of February.
This is what i wont have to hear for a while...


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NICE SURPRISE...NOT

A quite night...ready for the chaos that will, undoubtedly , ensue it.

Somebody said that evolution is when somebody realizes that everybody else is a monkey.I won't go that far but respect has to be won.It becomes so patently obvious the power games and the hypocritical and yes, indeed, the fear that some think to instill on others, that i cant, even with sound advice, tolerate such autocratic want for the sake of peace.If it's wrong i can't call it "not exactly  right".

It's the "go get me some coffee" that i wont stand for.Particularly from ones that are endlessly inferior to me.

COULD THEY AT LEAST MAKE AN EFFORT TO GAIN RESPECT???

MINI SKIRTS AND BOOTS

I JUST CANT SHAKE THAT IDEA OF MY MIND.
DAMN...HELL OF A SPELL...

QUE SERA, SERA

As hard as i might try it's the fact that i feel that some people don't pull their own weight that infuriates me so.My natural reaction is, therefore, to disregard every other thing that they might say.I do not belong on diplomacy.I cannot do it.
As Einstein once said :
He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once.
Tamed i might be, lately, a pupet on a string???WELL I NEVER!
SO...ONCE AGAIN I LOCK HORNS!!!

POST SCRIPTUM

Isolationism, misogynism or plain old simple boredom?
The fact remains that whilst i see them as pray and thus fair game,i will not allow anyone close by.It's a shame, really...a person like me was born to nurture the kind of feelings that i so long for.Not a self-pity monologue, this one, just a reminder to self that my attitude has to change a bit.
DON'T WANT TO BE WANKING FOR MUCH LONGER...

SAVE RABACAL

Nevertheless. -- however credit and debit balances may stand: at its present state as a specific individual science the awakening of moral observation has become necessary, and mankind can no longer be spared the cruel sight of the moral dissecting table and its knives and forceps... the older philosophy... has, with paltry evasions, always avoided investigation of the origin and history of the moral sensations. With what consequences is now very clearly apparent, since it has been demonstrated in many instances how the errors of the greatest philosophers usually have their point of departure in a false explanation of certain human actions and sensations; ...a false ethics is erected, religion and mythological monsters are then in turn called to buttress it, and the shadow of these dismal spirits in the end falls even across physics and the entire perception of the world.

from Nietzsche's Human, all too Human

SO YEAH...SOMETIMES I DO DO POLITICS

BACK TO ROOTS???

Evolution...should pass through all criteria.For such a fan of it, i'm really not it's best model.
It seems that slowly, an old habit of mine is creeping back in.

That's why i'm easy...

THE PETULANCE

I was going to rant about this lady that i know.
She's a nice enough old lady but when i asked her her name she asked me to call her "mummy" as everybody else did so. Well obliviously declined that, no reason necessary, but didn't told her why.
I was going to rant about her...but i feel a bit more humane today, empathetic even.
Let me just tell you...
MY MOM DOESN'T SWEAR

FIRE AND BRIMSTONE

I'm bored...
Without a dragon to slaughter, a castle to conquer, a donzel to rescue...
WELL IT'S JUST NOT FUN, REALLY!!!

THE GREEK

So i'm talking to this friend of mine today and we realize that we both want something else in life.We have distinct pathways in life but the ultimate goal seems to be the same.Knowledge, adventure, meeting people...different names for the same thing.
Now the way that you achieve that is sometimes torturose as you will exaust your strenght time and again.So the obvious conclusion is that a partnership is required not only as part of the ultimate objective but also as a a faithful depository of all that becomes unberable to withstand in our journey and gives us strenght to continue with it.
That, it seems, is something beyond love...
It's the great glue of life.
I WONDER HOW IT FEELS LIKE???

BLACK AND WHITE

Caught a plane to come to England this morning.In front of me there was a black couple and behind me a black gentleman.
Nothing much until something very weird happened.Ignoring me, the couple's man asked for the help of the gentleman behind me in order to lift their baby's buggy.I immediately tried to help and when i did so i realized that the man was tanking the other man and again disregarding me in such a way that it was like if i wasn't there.
It's a two way street this racism thing.I never expected to be on the receiving end.
It did not felt nice.

TIME TO GO

Feast time...

Lunch in the sun, with a friend...
Wanna see anyone beat that...

New years Cracker